Do Dung Beetles Have Standards?

March 5th, 2010

For those with less than stout sensibilities I offer to you the chance to go read about the most wonderful creature, the Red Panda.

Ah, someone with stout sensibilities…. Let us continue.

I was listening to the resident smart ass in our office.  (Before you try and intimidate that I talk to myself, let me make it clear.  I am NOT the biggest smart ass in my company.)   Now stop interrupting me, I have very unimportant things to talk about.  Now where was I?

Smart Ass: “I am going to hell for that comment.”

Other Smart Ass: “If I get to Judgment first I will tell them you said it.”

Me: “Actually, both of you are re-incarnations. The lives you have now are reflections of the deeds from your past life.  Good news, you are moving up.  In your next life you will be an ameoba in the zit on a boil on the ass end of a….”

Here is where I falter.  I was looking for a good creature….

Smart Ass: “Dung beetle?”

Me: “Yes, good choice, you are moving UP to an ameoba in the zit on a boil of the ass end of a dung beetle.”

We all get a good chuckle and go on with our work.  Then I start thinking about the life of a dung beetle.  I hate when my brain does this, because all of a sudden I MUST KNOW MOAR!  The first question that pops into my head:

Do dung beetles consume their own excrement?

I was actually appaled at the workings of my mind for a few minutes. I swore to myself I WOULD NOT CONSIDER THE QUESTION ONE MORE SECOND!  Ever try to not think of something?  Really, try not to ask the above question to yourself.  Go ahead.  See, YOU CAN’T!!

So, off to the fount of all knowledge. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dung_beetle

However, I have not found the answer I was looking for.  It clearly states that:

Dung beetles eat dung excreted by herbivores and omnivores, and prefer that produced by the former.

More Google searching and more reading and from what I can tell the answer is “No Sally, dung beetles do not eat their own dung.”.  Honestly, from what I can tell they only drink the fluid, and sometimes a bit of solid material may go there, but for the most part, their excrement is not even sufficient for them to bother with, and it is the “wrong kind” for their purposes.

Now, excuse me while I go to target and buy some borax and several packets of steel wool.  I expect my water bill for this month will be higher than normal.

Our Return to Gaming

February 26th, 2010

Jay and I used to be avid board gamers. Long before we had Eli, we loved to play games, and would often go to events where the main focus was playing game for days on end.

One such event is Gulf Games. Named so, because it used to be always held some where around the Gulf of New Mexico. We have our buddy Ken to thank for introducing us to this family of gamers. Literally, a bunch of folks and their families gather, and play various styles of games for a long weekend.

Jay, Eli and I are at our first Gulf Games in almost five years. We haven’t been due to my work and having Eli. Let’s face it, there’s only so much gaming a three year old can take. So, Jay and I have been taking turns with Eli, and gaming.

I took Eli first this morning, and we went over to a local mall and found an arcade. Eli and I had a blast playing air hockey. Yea,I let him win. Then we had lunch and went to the park. After that Jay took him for a few hours and I got in my first game… Stone Age. I loved it. Would play it again can’t wait to do so. Jay and Eli came in as we were finishing up. Jay got in a game while Eli and I hung out at the room.

Tomorrow it’s going to rain, and this has me slightly concerned with Eli. But the hotel has an indoor pool, and I’m thinking it’s going to get used tomorrow.

The best part of this, is that it’s showed me we can now do gaming events. Rob hosts That Board Game Thing in Raleigh, and I’m thinking it may be our next gaming stop. I just hope that Eli gets into games too. If his love of Memory, Chutes and Ladders and Go Fish are any indication, he’ll be spending more time in the game room as he gets older too!

Changes

February 22nd, 2010

So, been having a lot of trouble maintaining my sleep. Enough that I’ve gone to my Dr. Since my weight loss has been significant in a short amount of time, I thought maybe my thyroid might be outta wack. The Dr. agrees, and in fact asked if I had noticed any dry skin. I was showing Jay just this past week, that the tips of my fingers look like they are about the fall off from the cracked, dry skin on them. I sure hope this is a sign, and that the blood work confirms I need to adjust my meds. I shouldn’t ask for the simple fix like that, but it sure would be nice to be able to sleep past 3am. I can fall asleep with no problem at all, but there is something magic that happens at around 3am, and my eyes just pop open.

So, tonight, I’ll take some benedryl and hope for longer sleep.

We had a great weekend with wonderful weather! It was the first weekend since the beginning of the year that we could actually go out on Saturday and not require an umbrella! How wonderful! Made a trip over to see Jay’s mom. Was good to see her, and she seems to be doing well.

Jay and I are making our first gaming event in over six years this weekend going to Gulf Games. It’s in Mobile, AL, and we’re going to see how it goes with Eli in tow. If this works out, I’m hoping we can go to TBGT in September in Raleigh. *keeps fingers crossed*

Randomness at It’s Finest

February 8th, 2010

I’ve been trying all day to post these thoughts. Here we go again.

Randomness at it’s finest.

Saw snips and heard sound bites from Sarah Palin’s address to the Tea Party folks this weekend. First, I can’t believe she’s criticizing our President for not focusing enough on homeland security. Her advice: focus on security cause that’s what people are concerned with. All of this from a failed attempt to blow up a commercial jet liner on Christmas Day. A FAILED attempt. Seems if my memory serves me correctly, the last guy that was president… they actually did blow something up. Mmmkay.

I personally would *love* to see her run for President. I want more Tina Fey on SNL.

In this same train of thought… Obama, get us some health care reform. Do it. Do no leave this up to congress. Make it happen. Do that thing you do. You know, not red or blue states. Purple.

Tomorrow is my first fill in my lap band. While I’m not concerned one bit about the fill procedure (if I can do an epidural to the back, I can take a needle anywhere) I’m concerned about getting used to the band again. I’m almost six weeks out from my surgery, and I’m just now becoming comfortable. I guess this is what it’s all about, huh? Change, make it work, get used to it, change again. Ok. So, I’ll breathe and see how this goes.

For the first time in about six weeks, we had sunshine on Sunday here. It was almost unusual to witness. I’m glad we had it. We need to dry things out a bit.

A Chat with Kay

January 28th, 2010

What a morning.  I forgot to set my alarm, so instead I am waken by a little boy shouting down the hallway from his bedroom door “I GOTTA GO PEE-PEE!!!”.

Then after I get him dressed and settled in with some Mikey Mouse I start getting ready for the day.  While I am “taking care of necessity” the phone starts ringing.  Now, the phone NEVER rings in the morning, so of course I know that something is up and rush to get to it.   It’s Kay to inform me that she forgot to put the mail in the mailbox.  Would I please…..

Fast forward, I get to work and have this chat with Kay:

Me: So you forget the mail. I forget Eli’s bag in the carport.
Kay: Eli’s bag is in the garage?!
Kay: Good lord, what a morning!
Me: Yes. So do not be surprised when you open the garage and there it is.
Kay: He’ll be ok for the day, right?
Me: I was going to go back and get it, but Jacob’s mom was there and she was like “Why go home? They can manage”. I asked Ms. Laura and she said that they could scrounge up anything he needed for the day.
Kay: ok, cool
Me: Funny thing is he has not needed a change of cloths all week long…………………………………………
Kay: Let’s hope for a non event
Kay: I KNOW!!!!
Kay: hahahahah
Me: Yeah. We know better. He is going to come home tonight in Dora shoes, and a clown suit.
Kay: Oh god, I just spit my protein drink
Kay: that was funny!
Me: He will tell his therapist about it when he is in his 30s.
Kay: now everyone’s looking at me.
Me: Glad I could make you the center of attention.
Kay: right

I am interested in seeing what the rest of this day has in store.

Feeling Good

January 26th, 2010

It’s been a long time since I said that, and truly meant it.

It seems like this past weekend was the culmination of things coming together. While my house still has clutter, I managed to de-clutter our pantry (through out items that were use by 2004!!). Jay de cluttered a couple of spots in our kitchen cabinets, opening up more storage. He and I got our bathrooms cleaned, along with all of the floors. The kitchen has remained manageable. So, house cleaning came together nicely.

I’ve had more energy in my walks. This is the last true week of my healing. After this week, I should be able to pick up Eli or have any other physical limitation. Now, I realize this is just a number, and caution still has to be used. Even during my chiropractor visit yesterday, he was able to move me fairly well, but one push on my back lead to the port spot on my stomach being more noticeable. I’ve been falling asleep earlier, but getting up earlier, so I guess it’s a good trade.

I’ve been CRAZY training this week so far, and it’s not going to let up any until Friday. That being said, had I tried to do this before December, I’m not sure I could have done it. I’m tired, but managing. I can’t help but to think my physical changes are playing in my favor here.

So, it feels good. With all of this “accomplishment” I also feel a very good energy. I’m not sure where it’s coming from, but like they say in Bull Durham, “you have to respect the streak.” So, that’s what I’m doing.

I’m feeling good and I’m gonna respect it.

Good Weekend

January 18th, 2010

I have to admit, that all in all, this weekend was good. Eli is still recovering from him stomach bug from earlier in the week. Sometimes he’d eat, sometimes not. I let him tell me when he was hungry and to what extend he was willing to eat. On a good note though, he managed to use the potty all weekend, with no major accidents. A major accomplishment, and a nice savings for the pocket book too! woohoo!

On Saturday, I made my first trip back to the gym since my surgery. I walked on the treadmill for 40 minutes, and experienced no back pain or knee discomfort. I decided to just get on and walk at a very slow pace. It seemed like the time flew by. After my shower, I could really tell that I had over done it. Too much too soon. My legs were sore, and my energy level dropped quickly. We had lunch, and then headed to Sams, where more walking around the store led to me still feeling very tired.

Saturday night, we took Eli to a little indoor putt-putt place. The weather was terrible, and he loves going there to play. One lap around the 18 holes and I was sooooo tired. Good grief. By the time we made it home at around 7:45pm ish, I was on the couch and out. Thank God Jay took Eli to his bath and bed time. Jay also managed to get me in the bed that evening.

On Sunday, I went back to the gym, but this time I only walked for 20 minutes, and then spent about 15 mins in the hot tub. The hot tub at the gym is HUGE and has jets that come from the floor, so hard to reach areas, like knees and ankles, can still get the benefits of the jets. It was AWESOME! I’m not allowed to do anything more strenuous than walking for two more weeks. After that, I plan to begin to incorporate (slowly) back into a lifting routine. I’m excited about this, because I think it’ll be a good way to get some muscle tone back. I hope to one day improve up to a pilates class, but I’m not sure how well that will work with the port on my belly. Time will tell.

The highlight of Sunday was seeing Avatar in 3D IMAX. Holy cow, that was just amazing. As for the story line, well, you can see it in the first 40 mins how it’s going to turn out, but the journey is worth it. I guess it’s a lot like Cameron’s Titanic… you know how it’s going to end, but the movie was still good. Yes, do it in IMAX if you can.

A Gentle Reminder

January 11th, 2010

I’ve been in a bit of a funk lately. I realized the other night that it’s from my need to move again. I never thought I’d be this way. When we purchased our first house, I figured that would be the house I’d live in forever. But, life has a way of changing for ya, and you just have to go with it. We ended up only living there for less than two years, and it was off to a new City. Then three cities and and a year and a half later, we landed in Sugar Hill, and here we’ve been for almost six years.

I have a crazy wander lust. Maybe I just need to visit somewhere new. I’ll get that chance in February as we’re going to Gulf Games in Mobile, AL. I’ve never been there, and it’ll give me a chance to be back closer to water too. Ahhhh water. My healing nectar.

I was reminded on the ride to work this morning that we need to be happy with what we have in this world. It doesn’t hurt to want to aspire on to bigger and better. I have a job. A beautiful family, and the support of my friends. Wow, do I really *need* to move? So, after a few days of funk, I saw clarity. If only for a few moments.

I’m a very fortunate person. I have been on the receiving side of many blessings. And I still want to be closer to water. :-)

As Heard From Eli This Morning…

January 5th, 2010

Eli got a new pair of mittens yesterday that have red flames on them. In order to get him to wear them, I told him they were his fireball mittens. Hey, you do what ya have to do to get the job done. So, last night he was throwing fireballs everywhere.

Of course this morning, he’s continued to throw fireballs. I’m trying to get his coat on him as he’s steady throwing fireballs. So, I get the coat on him and I get a kiss. He says….

“That was a hot mommy kiss!”

Needless to say, Jay and I just howled. I gave my three year old hot mommy kiss!

Yes, that’s right. I’m nominated for parent of the year!

Deed is done.

January 2nd, 2010

Well, months of prep have lead up to my big day. Here’s the gist of it… I’m home and resting. For the story see below.

I reported to the hospital @ 6:30am on Thursday morning. Right on time. The nurse wasted no time getting me hooked up to my IV fluids. My surgery was scheduled for 8:30am. At about 7:30am, I said bye to Jay and my friend Kathy (bless her heart, came down from Raleigh to help us.) and they wheeled me back to preop. It was there that I met with the anesthesiologists. He was super nice and said they were going to give me something to relax me. Here’s the best part: he asked me how much I wanted! “It’s New Year’s Eve and I’m the bartender!” was what he said. I told him, “let’s celebrate!”. We both laughed and before I knew it, I was being wheeled into the OR. They asked me to move over to the operating table, and it was the most difficult thing I had ever done! My whole body felt like it weighed a ton!

Once I was on the OR table, I basically passed out. The next thing I remembered was being wheeled into recovery and what seemed like three people where very busy working with my arms. The recovery nurse was very attentive, and said that all of my incisions looked really good. This surprised me, as there was only going to be one, but now there are five! I swear, looking at my belly, it looks like I took a shot gun blast to the gullet!

After a while, I’m moved into my room and Jay and Kathy soon follow. It was cool, they knew I was heading to my room because I was given a unique ID number. Jay and Kathy used this number to track my progress in the surgery waiting room. Surgery began at 8:18am and ended at 9:09 – ahead of schedule.

I stayed in my room until almost 1pm, where I then had to go to radiology to do a “leak” test. They checked to make sure the fluid I drank went through my stomach, with no leaks. Success, so I went back to my room, where the nurse asked me to pee. I did so with no problem. So, it was time to go home. I was home by 2:30pm.

I slept a lot on Thursday. Was VERY Sore on some of the incision sights. Getting up and down was very, very hard. I tried to get up several times to walk around the house, but moving around was tough.

Friday was so much better. Still sore, but doing better in general. I only had three doses of pain meds (roxicett – a combination of tylenol and oxycotin!)

As of today, I’ve had one half dose of the meds. I took it in an attempt to lay down and sleep (so far, I’ve been sleeping in the recliner in the living room.)

The strangest observences thus far:

1. Jay’s guilt. Jay admitted last night that he is extremely guilty eating in front of me, as I’m only allowed to drink protein shakes. It’s not been a problem for me at all, as I honestly have not been hungry. Jay think there should be more prep for those living with the surgery candidates on how to handle the guilt.
2. Dreams – I have twice had dreams involving food. Last night, I dreamed that I had gone to work, and we had a big pot luck lunch. I grabbed a plate, and before I knew it, I was about to eat! I think this simply shows how very much addicted to food I am. I have realized more in the past 48 hours how much I ate for the sake of eating. Not because I was hungry. Amazing….

So, I stay on the protein for a few more days, and then I graduated to mushy foods. My stomach has growled non stop.

I can’t begin to thank everyone for their support, ears, messages and general concern. I have a fantastic support structure.